So- Ben Carson Or Dikembe Mutombo

As Ben Carson began his ascent into manhood, he tripped, fell into knife-wielding juvenile delinquency; but then recovered himself, and became a full-fledged social misfit. Oh, and he's
a neurosurgeon too.
As Dikembe Mutombo entered manhood, he told the basketball coach he had to become a doctor
because his village was poor, but was paying for his medical education. So the coach told
Mr. Mutombo if he succeeded on the court he could buy many doctors, and a hospital in which they
could do their work. So Mr. Mutombo did succeed on our basketball courts. Then he bought some Ben Carsons,  and built a hospital as a place for them to do their work in his village,  and in the entire
process- became a full-fledged greater human being, and a really fun guy to boot!