Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Ms. Corey of Florida

Angela Corey is speaking to the press now.
Blah, blah, blah.
'The officers involved in "the investigation" were wonderful'.
Blah, blah, blah.
'Norm Wolfinger, the original prosecutor, did wonderful work on this case'.
Blah, blah, blah...
'The evidence was wonderfully processed'.
Blah, blah, blah.
'We had a difficult time, as this is a difficult case'.
I know. Skittles can be so deadly...blah, blah, blah.
'We don't prosecute according to public opinion'.
Iced tea is a formidable weapon. Blah, blah, blah.
'The publicity in this case has been overwhelming'.
Hoodies are way too suspicious in the rain.
Blah, blah, blah...
Of course, trials should not be prosecuted in the press...
Or anywhere else except courts, before weeks and weeks and weeks have passed..
'It does take eight weeks for us to see if probable cause presents' in a case of iced tea assault.
Blah, blah, blah.
'We are so proud of how we have handled this case'. Oh?
Blah, blah, blah.
'Gov. Rick Scott has been so helpful and efficient'. And so late...?
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
Well, well, well...the puppet thinks she is a real girl.

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