Oh children, don't worry about ISIL extremists.
Don't worry about Assad of Syria.
Don't worry about the Iraqi Kurds- they will be fine.
Don't worry about the Yezidi Kurds. We will help those kids.
Don't worry about Palestinian suffering. The UN will keep watch.
No girls, the Israelis are safe.
Don't think about Vladmir Putin. He isn't shooting at planes.
Iran doesn't have nuclear bombs.
The war if Afghanistan is almost over.
Libya will stabilize soon.
Qattr is our friend.
The Lebanese people are aware and prepared.
Yes, some Amercans do want to help the kids at our borders.
No! We aren't preparing for war!
Mr. Maliki will not continue to encourage enmity among his people.
No, global warming won't send hurricaines to wash away our country.
And the world will not be at war in the east and west.
We have Susan Rice. You know her.
We have Samantha Power.
And Krystal Ball and Karen Finney are reporting the news.
Of course...you will even be able to go to college.
We will pay for you. Besides, you have Elizabeth Warren in case you want to pay it
yourselves!
Now relax. The ocean is safe right now too. Go swimming.
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Unlike in my house, the Obama children know exactly who all these players are.
They know the meanings in all these topics.
Dad should not neglect taking them on next week's vacation!
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