Mayor Filner etc.

Mayor, if you weren't so physical, you'd be hilarious. Really, you asked a woman to come to work
without panties?  That verges on the hilarious; but not laughing with you, as opposed to at you.
You are surely different, sir. I want to crack up, but it's hard when I hear you are tonguing unsuspecting victims. That is very nasty, Mr. Mayor.
You must be bitter aye, about your wife possibly having completely lost interest in you?
How lonely can you be?
Aren't you at least supposed to be careful enough not to give someone whiplash? Putting people over
forty in headlocks doesn't even sound medically safe.
You seem to have plenty of philandering company,  though.
President Clinton may have begun the more ostentatious philandering.
Still, even he fell off wuth his choice of M.Lewinski.
When I saw Gennifer Flowers, I realized guys just sometimes do the wrong thing.
Since that time you politicians have gone on to just doing  the crazy thing.
Politicians are accosting people in public bathrooms and congressional saunas; you are stoking the hopes of chunky girls, people in virtual worlds. You yourself have an unusual fondness for sexually soliciting grandmoms.
So people, can valuing true intimacy actually be as scary as all that?
As a matter of fact, I believe science says it really can be!